His accounts, I ween, with rectitude teem, This brazen Millwood will make her case good, Too lenient he's been, it is easily seen, To want his money so long, Then bring her to Court to make public sport The Sheriff, he says (in his hackneyed phrase), (And that she will do, most readily too, And swallow a perjured oath.) "Come, hold up your hand! do as I command, And swear-though ever so loth." She swallowed ten pound, and then looked around, But gave no sign of a swoon; She chuckled with glee, I could easily see, At gaining her case so soon; While he, the poor devil! was scarcely so civil At being so neatly-done! He swore at the Sheriff, and would have struck her if Now, all my good friends, my story thus ends- Keep most correct books-but, trust not the looks Nor let your arrears lie over three years, Then trust to a Sheriff Court; Too many can swear to God I declare, And make of an oath but sport! "An oath! an oath! I have an oath in Heaven: No! not for Venice!"-Merchant of Venice. "We must not make a scare-crow of the law: setting it up for birds of prey, and let it keep one shape, till custom make it their perch, and not their terror.' ---Measure for Measure. For "In time the rod becomes more mocked than feared, so our decrees, dead to infliction, to themselves are dead, and liberty plucks justice by the nose.' Ibid. "Hebrew roots are often found To flourish most in barren ground."-Hudibras. Like Saul's plate armour on the shepherd's boy, "Articles are borrowed of the pronoun; and be thus declined, Singulariter, nominativo, hic, hæc, hoc. Nominativo, hig, hag, hog;-pray you, mark: genitivo, hujus. Well, what is your accusative case? It is qui, qua, quod; if you forget your quies, your ques, and your quods, you must be preeches. Go your ways, and play; go."-Merry Wives of Windsor. "What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns an' stools? What sairs your grammars? Ye'd better taen up spades an' shools, Or knappin'-hammers."-Burns. TWO fish together through the ocean swam, The one was wrinkled as Medea's ram, The other was as plain as common sense, (Which, Fish, like Men, oft find their best defence); Says Folly unto Sense, "It is my notion That this same ocean first began to flow I've dredged the Deep, from Greenland up to Cadiz, R Can tell, i' faith! where we shall go when dead, Hath told the secrets of each bygone age! Beleminites, and Ichthyolites, Ammonites, Carollines, and Encrinites, Echino-derms, Saurus, and Trilobites,"— (Jaw-breaking names,-which pedants love so well, The words they mouth, though meaning cannot tell),— "Even Berry-bones and Buckler-head Are found in sandstones-old and red; Then we have crabs with neither claws nor shell; Then fish are found with embryo fins and tail, Next came ourselves, the noblest work of each,— How long each took to write your fossil page? "Oh! silly fool you are," then cries the other, You are indeed, a poor short-sighted brother, Each fossil age I know unto an hour, For what they've lived, and whence our wondrous power, We are Creation's Lord, above them all, For we can swim, but lowly Cancers crawl, |