But if I'm baffled by the digging And "booms" be placed, to stop the swigging- And burn for gas, their remnant "Bents." A chiel I know of Railway fame, And, 'twixt us, 'twill be more than strange But, hardly had deep Satan spoke, When he,-poor soul in Eden fell, And doomed the Human race to Hell!- Can you not Religion reach, By making parsons Nonsense preach1 Upon this Lammas Market day, And close beside a Beershop pray? While Fun skips past with laughing eye, To see Hypocrisy,—with lengthened face, And as they preach and pray before The Devil laughed at such a plan As she did his Forbidden fruit. 1 "Many pastors have destroyed my vineyard,-they have trodden my portion under foot," JEREMIAH. "As I live, saith the Lord God, the pastors fed themselves, and fed not my flock," EZEKIEL. "But I shall feed them with Knowledge, and Understanding, saith the Lord." Yes! though 'tis humbling, yet 'tis true, Till, calm Sincerity stepped in between,- But Ignorance was loathe to leave,— The Harbour too was long delayed,- SCOTCH ACTS AND BILLS. AULD ULD Scotland's heart is sairly flurried, Her ancient spirit's dead and buried, Her very watch dog's almost worried, By canting knaves, Her Independence reached and harried Her ain big hoose is stormed and sacked, For justice raise your voice and yell, Gie her the laws ye hae yoursel, Guid wheat or hools! Faith!-ne'er believe that Scotland bears In sad dismay; Mackenzie's Acts and Lord Kinnear's Oor forty-five were better dead, We'll rather trust to England's aid, Puir Scotland's spirits noo are gone, Her very bagpipe's lost its tone, Wi' mountain dew,— But yet, she's pleased, if let alone, Yet, pit her kilted in the field, To England's blade: Then, wherefore see puir Scotland peel'd, 'Tis neither just, nor wise i' faith, Wha think they see the devil's wraith As soon's the English cross the Tweed, By Scotchmen borne, And wonder what made Wallace bleed, They're fooled and cheated o' their gill, And daurna drink by Forbes' bill,- - 'Tis plain that what you maist restrict, And spurn mere force For Parliament will ne'er direct A stappin horse. Save frae her freends! is Scotland's prayer, She's haen enough o' cant and prayer, 'Neath Tithes and Teinds! THE SNEAK. "The very Vulture turns away, And sickens at so foul a prey."--Moore. YON cunning sneak, who looks sae sly— Nae wonder that he's Rich aye, For Honour never found a place As weel expect in Hell a grace— Yes! Truth and Honesty in Hell, Void of Honour, Sense, or Shame, The Sneak takes three for Honour's one, But, stop, my Muse!-you're far frae hame, THE WIFE. "You will get a good wife, if you seek for nothing but a good wife." -Shakespeare. FOND partner of Life's Joys, Man's balm for pain— His better self-to thee my harp I string But ah! to tune it right I know is vain, Thou sacred fountain of Domestic Love, The cheerful sun which cheers the humblest home,- Thou origin of Weal as well as Woe The root, from which the mental saplings spring The fount and spring from which Life's rivers flow, It is the Mother trains the embryo mind, And Man retains the bent thus early given, But ah! the subtle Levite tried to bind The hand with Fear,-lest Truth should soar to Heaven! 'Tis then her sterner helpmate steps between, Let formal worship blunt not Hope's young years The budding Mind-Ah! train to cling to Truth, Cold Ritual and Formality,-despise! |